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(Tombstone:) Here lies Edmund Blackadder. And he is bloody annoyed.
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Edmund: – My heart bleeds for you.
Firing squad: – Well, sir, we aim to please.
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“A giraffe in dark glasses, trying to get into a ‘polar bears only’ golf club.” (EB)
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“When this madness is finished, perhaps we could go cycling together.” (EB)
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“Poetry first, sausage later.” (EB)